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Apparently, Barbie isn’t doing so well money-wise.  It seems like Mattel is trying to drum up business for her, and there is an eerie gallery of images here from the making of Barbie dolls. I’m not sure how I feel about Barbie.  I loved Barbie when I was little.  I remember one from when I was about 3 or 4 that I swear had an antenna-like thing coming out of her head so you could give her awesome hairstyles.  I remember cutting Barbie’s hair short when I didn’t have a Ken doll and countless hours playing Barbie with my sister, which usually involved car crashes and dolls wrestling.

Barbie head on a stick, anyone?

Sorry about the commercial…

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Mmm…sauce! Food make shiny saucy kitty. Nice nice kitty.

My cats saw this and were all like “can we be in sauce, too?”.  Then they went back to sleep.

I will hypnotize you!

So since I don’t have a job (yet) and the economy is craptacular, I’m making everyone presents for Christmas this year.  I hope you like macaroni pictures!!!!!

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Cows are really stupid.  When I was in high school, the cows on the farm on my road would get loose and block the road and make me late to school.

I love that old lady.

That settles it.  I’m getting a Roomba once I have a job again.

Poor Klaus, just trying to make a living driving a forklift.  I don’t know if this is a real training video or not, but it is hilarious. I think this should be included as part of all forklift training.