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I think the lobster is fast becoming my new favorite marine animal.

They have blue blood.  They have two urinary bladders, one on each side of the head, which they can use to project up to a 1.5m stream. And they are delicious.

Check out that toe floof.

Sniff is on Cute Overload!!

I wish I could push my stomach out through my belly so I could eat clams like you do.

I want one!!!!

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But first, there is a job to be found. I had an interview today.  Positives include: 30 hour work week, good schedule, benefits, I wouldn’t be bored.  Negative: children with extreme psychological/violence problems.

Anyway, back to puppies.  I want one.  I grew up having dogs, and I miss it a lot. Under ideal circumstances, I’d take any kind of puppy and love it.  But, we have two cats and don’t have a fenced in area to let it run around in, so we have to be more selective. Right now we are thinking a collie (i.e. Lassie).  I’d love a Border Collie, but that would be way too energetic for our condo. A Basenji would be an awesome, non-boring (but psychotic) dog. Labs are always good, too.  Really, anything that is going to be bigger than my cats but smaller than me.

Listen up, people. Important news here.  The new first dog may be a Portuguese Water Hound.  They are a bit strange looking.  At least it isn’t a pathetic tiny dog that might blow away with a slight breeze.  I think they should go with a lab.  Labs like water too, and they are really dumb and really loyal (I could make plenty of mean comments here, but I won’t).

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Mmm…sauce! Food make shiny saucy kitty. Nice nice kitty.

My cats saw this and were all like “can we be in sauce, too?”.  Then they went back to sleep.

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Cows are really stupid.  When I was in high school, the cows on the farm on my road would get loose and block the road and make me late to school.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which basically means it is Christmas.  Really, it has been Christmas since October.  Cripes.  Sniff is doing her part to get ready for the holidays.

Scratch is avoiding me, which means she is hanging out in the bathtub.

P.S. If you like my kitty hats, you can purchase them here.  Have I lost my mind? Possibly.